Monday, 29 March 2021
The Joy Of Fango
Monday, 22 March 2021
"The Exercise", a novella
My horror novella, The Exercise, is now available...
Monday, 15 March 2021
"The Exercise" available to pre-order
Monday, 8 March 2021
Ormeshadow: A Q&A with Priya Sharma
Uprooted from Bath by his father's failures, Gideon Belman finds himself stranded on Ormeshadow farm, an ancient place of chalk and ash and shadow. The land crests the Orme, a buried, sleeping dragon that dreams resentment, jealousy, estrangement, death. Or so the folklore says (Orme is the Old English for worm or dragon). Growing up in a house that hates him, Gideon finds his only comforts in the land, where he will live or die in the shadow of the Orme, as all his family has.
This is a beautifully observed, utterly absorbing tale that grabs hold of you from the off and doesn’t let go even after you’ve read the last word. Strong and bold, this is a dark coming-of-age tale, full of familial deceit, recriminations and abuse, but also has some lyrical touches of brightness to it. The characterisation is vivid and understated, the use of locations is masterful and the pacing is pitch-perfect, with just enough told. Even better is the elegant writing, a turn-of-phrase here, an small mention there, burying the complexity of the tale in apparently simple language that must be read to be believed. I absolutely recommend this book, a masterpiece in the making - I loved it.
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| Phil Sloman, Priya and me at Edge-Lit 5 in 2016 (which I wrote about here) |
I had the image of a small boy taking refuge in a cave that formed the sleeping dragon’s ear. A lonely boy who’d been hurt and the Orme was his only friend and confidant. That’s where the story started.
PS: Thank you!
I had to trim the story down to submit it to Tor during their open period for novellas. I lost a good 5000 words, which I found difficult. I worry that some of the nuances of the relationships were lost. I had a strong sense of Gideon and his parents at the outset, but they developed as I wrote and rewrote. It’s an old piece, so has had a lot of reworking.
There are things I worry that I’ve not fully conveyed when I look at it now. Perhaps I’d edit it differently. For example, Maud craves female friendship and there’s a burgeoning friendship between her and Clare, before Thomas stamps all over it. I had to cut a whole chapter set in church, where Eliza is being shamed for being unwed and pregnant. The father is the abusive schoolmaster. I wonder if I’m too light handed with my signalling for that in the schoolroom chapter.
I don’t judge my characters. They are what they are. If I’ve given the reader that impression, that’s a failing in my writing.
MW: You didn't give this reader than impression, I can honestly say! So what are you working on now?
This is her official bio, but I'd also add that she's wonderful company and has the best handwriting of anyone I've ever met.
Monday, 1 March 2021
There Goes Pretty, by CC Adams (review and Q&A)
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| Me and CC, chatting horror, at the 2017 FantasyCon in Peterborough (you can read my Con report here) |
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| Photo by Clem Onojeghuo |
Monday, 22 February 2021
Nostalgic For My Childhood - Mr Benn at 50
He was approached in 1970 by the BBC who wanted him to produce something for the Watch With Mother strand of programming. He told The Guardian in 2017, “I showed them the first Mr Benn book I’d written and they requested 13 stories. When they asked how it would be animated, I just said: “I’ll ask somebody.” It was complete innocence.”
The animation style, in collaboration with Ian Lawless, helps add to the series charm in that it relies on simple camera moves - pans and zooms - across detailed McKee drawings, though the characters do ‘walk’ after a fashion.
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| Festive Road, artwork by David McKee |
The book and television versions of Mr Benn share the same format. Always dressed the same, in a black suit and bowler hat, Mr Benn visits a fancy-dress costume shop where the fez-wearing shopkeeper suggests he try on a particular outfit (usually linked to something that happens early in the story, such as a game children are playing in the street). Mr Benn leaves the shop through a magic door at the back of the changing room and has an adventure, tied in to whatever costume he’s wearing, before the shopkeeper reappears to lead him back to the changing room. In a clever move, although Mr Benn has returned to his normal life, he has a small souvenir from the adventure.
“I wanted Mr Benn to be Mr Everybody. Bowler hats were more common in the early 1970s. There was a respectability to them, plus Charlie Chaplin and Laurel and Hardy are favourites of mine,” McKee told The Guardian. “I was heavily influenced by fables, because of their apparent simplicity. I like stories with a moral, that have a reason for being there – I don’t like a character to wake up and realise it was all a dream. That’s why I introduced the souvenir that Mr Benn always takes back with him, to say that it really did happen.”
The music for the series was composed by Duncan Lamont (using the pseudonym Don Warren) while Ray Brooks provided the narration (and for a long time, whenever I saw him act, as soon as he spoke I just saw Mr Benn). “Grandmas come up to me and say their grandchildren are fed up with today’s cartoons,” he told The Guardian, “but they love the simplicity of Mr Benn, the fact that he’s very moral, always sorting out people’s problems – including dragons.”
Each episode, directed by Pat Kirby and made by Zephyr Films, lasted for 15 minutes. The first six episodes, starting with The Red Knight, were broadcast on Thursday afternoons on BBC1 at 1.30pm from 25th February to 1st April 1971. The last seven were shown on Friday afternoons on BBC1 at 1:30pm from 21 January to 31 March 1972. The series was then repeated, twice a year, for the next twenty-one years.
The episodes were The Red Knight, Hunter, Clown, Balloonist, Wizard, Spaceman (my favourite), Cook, Caveman, Zoo Keeper, Diver, Cowboy, Aladdin and Pirate. A 14th episode called Gladiator, based on McKee’s 2001 book Mr Benn - Gladiator, was broadcast in January 2005 on the Noggin channel.
In its 2001 poll for their 100 Greatest Kids TV shows, Channel 4 ranked it number six.
“The BBC dropped [the Watch With Mother name] later,” McKee told The Guardian, “but for me it was important: it made you conscious the audience wasn’t just children.”
David McKee went on to make films for Save The Children and wrote more books then, in 1980, co-created King Rollo. The TV series of the same name was written by him, with narration from Ray Brooks and music by Duncan Lamont and produced by King Rollo Films, which McKee co-owned. The company also achieved success with other series including Eric Hill's Spot the Dog, Lucy Cousins' Maisy and Tony Ross' Towser as well as the animated stories within the Fimbles programme. McKee also wrote Not Now Bernard (which I read to Dude as a bedtime book when he was small but found it really sad) and created and wrote the Elmer The Patchwork Elephant series of books.
Happy birthday, Mr Benn and thanks for all those childhood adventures!
sources:
The Guardian: How We Made Mr Benn
The Guardian: Mr Benn Back To Life
Wikipedia
Monday, 15 February 2021
The Screaming Dead, by Peter Mark May & Richard Farren Barber
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| At Edge-Lit 6, Derby, July 2017 with my collection. I wrote a report about the Con here. |
He has over 80 short stories in publications including: Alt-Dead, Alt-Zombie, DarkFuse, ePocalypse – Tales from the End, Fever Dreams, Horror D’Oeuvres, Murky Depths, Midnight Echo, Midnight Street, Morpheus Tales, Night Terrors II, Siblings, The House of Horror, Trembles, When Red Snow Melts, and broadcast on Tales to Terrify, Pseudopod, and The Wicked Library.
Richard has six novellas published: The Power of Nothing, The Sleeping Dead, Odette, Perfect Darkness, Perfect Silence, Closer Still (which I wrote about here), and All Hell. His debut novel The Living and the Lost was published in 2019.
Monday, 8 February 2021
I Spit Myself Out, by Tracy Fahey
This February 13th, my
collection, I Spit Myself Out, is
born. It’s a weird, hybrid selection of stories that respond to the themes of
body-based terror and the female experience. It’s influenced by
autoethnography, by female rituals of blood from puberty to menopause. But a
large part of its conception lies in my abiding love for morbid anatomy, a history that goes back decades.
I grew up in superstitious, Catholic, rural
Ireland, with its syncretic blend of Christian and pagan heritage. There,
church rituals centred around blood and sacrifice; tales of miraculous relics,
of supernatural cures and the potency of saints’ bodies. Irish people are
bizarrely comfortable with the spectacle of dead bodies; coffins are routinely
uncovered and exposed, the better to stand and talk around at traditional
wakes, as in the story, ‘The Girl Who Kissed The Dead.’ As a child I was
familiar with the miraculous properties of saints’ bodies; in the cathedral in
nearby Drogheda I saw the decapitated, burned head of Blessed Oliver Plunkett,
a saint who became both a symbol of colonial resistance and of Catholic
martyrdom. Down the road from me in Faughurt was St. Brigid’s stone which
boasted a hole burned into it by the eye she plucked out. In this collection,
‘I Kiss The Wounds’ is possibly the most overtly Catholics of these stories,
centring on the cult of Padre Pio (an Italian saint from Puglia adopted by
Irish Catholics) which celebrated his heavenly stigmata, his sacred wounds. The
Cure’ is a testimony to the dying tradition of the holy cures passed from
generation to generation.‘Noli Me Tangere’ reflects a childhood of churches,
staring at the stained glass windows depicting sun-dazzled scenes from the life
of Christ, while ‘Reducing’ speaks to the powerful belief in St. Anthony (yet
another adopted Italian saint) beloved of older Irish people as a finder of
what is lost. Later in life, I returned to this early obsession with visits to
foreign catacombs; tangled and wondrous architectures of monastic bones,
jewel-encrusted bodies of saints, preserved in all their glittering
magnificence.
This fascination with morbid anatomy also
stems from a short-lived stint I spent working in a museum of pathology in
Dublin. This was a cornucopia of diseased limbs, lovingly rendered in linen and
wax by 19th century artists for their medical peers to study. Within
the murky waters of the glass jars drifted strange and terrifying facsimiles of
legs, arms, organs, foetuses; identifiable but
completely other. This
fascination led to my discovery of wax creations the Anatomical Venus and her
sisters, the Slashed Beauty and the Dissected Graces – all moulded in the same
spirit, to probe the boundaries of anatomy. From this obsession, the opening
story of the collection unfolded, ‘I’ll Be Your Mirror,’ an exploration,
step-by-step, into the secret recesses of the female body. Likewise, the
closing story of chimeras, ‘I Spit Myself Out,’ is a dark reflection of those
yellowed jars of strange specimens in that long-ago museum of pathology.
Morbid pathology also interests me as part
my own experience of chronic illness; an apprenticeship of living in an
abnormal body that is perpetually straining to conform to normal standards of
health. ‘I’ll Be Your Mirror’ and ‘Love Like Blood’ both explore what it means
to live in a Gothic body, forever in flux, forever fighting mortality.
And so in this collection, I draw together
these myriad influences—mystical Catholicism, strange anatomy and chronic
illness—to present the reader with recurrent motifs within this collection,
signposts to my own strange obsession with the body and all its secrets...
Monday, 1 February 2021
An Obscure Gem: The Silent Partner (1978)
The film is based on the 1969 novel Think Of A Number by Danish writer Anders Boldelsen, a former law and economics student who liked Patricia Highsmith and Georges Simenon and his book was adapted into a 1969 film by Palle Kjærulff-Schmidt, which starred Bibi Andersson and Henning Moritzen.
The 1978 version has impeccable credentials, both behind and in front of the camera. Curtis Hanson, who optioned the book and wrote the screenplay on spec hoping to direct it, would go on to write and/or direct The Bedroom Window (1987), The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992), The River Wild (1994), LA Confidential (1997), Wonder Boys (2000) and 8 Mile (2002). His script is tight and smart (Roger Ebert called it ‘the most audaciously clockwork plot I've seen in a long time’) and filled with complex characters who constantly ring true, even as the stakes rise.
The producers wouldn’t let him direct and, instead, went with Canadian Daryl Duke, who’d previously made Payday (1973) and would go on to achieve fame for The Thorn Birds in 1983. His precise direction tells the story briskly and efficiently, with plenty of scope for the little details that paint character along the way (Miles’ chess set and his beloved fish, especially). In an interview with Kim Morgan, Elliot Gould spoke highly of Duke, saying “Daryl was wonderful. We had a very good work relationship [and] talked about doing other things together. Daryl was a friend.” The film looks marvellous and makes full use of its Toronto locations, a superb display in mood and lighting from Billy Williams who contributed to some terrific films over his career and won an Oscar for Gandhi (1982). As Gould told Kim Morgan, “Billy Williams is first class.” The soundtrack is the only film work of celebrated jazz pianist and composer Oscar Peterson, coincidentally a schoolmate of Plummer. In an interview with Mark R. Hasan, Peterson explained the producer Joel Michael approached him to write the music but, with time constraints, he laid “out the melodic end and [Michael] brought out a gentleman [Ken Wannberg] to score it.”
The film was financed under Canada’s Capital Cost Allowance incentive, whereby film productions were allowed to act as tax shelters for investors, providing they utilised majority Canadian talent in all positions. It’s worth noting that for all the people who scammed this scheme (apparently, hundreds of films were made under it but never shown), it helped launch the likes of David Cronenberg, Ivan Reitman and many others, fostering the ‘Canuxploitation’ era of 1974-1982. The Silent Partner was the first film to be produced by Carolco Pictures, who would go on to enjoy great success in the 80s and 90s with the likes of the Rambo and Terminator series and Basic Instinct.
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Made entirely in Toronto, there are plenty of Canadian references throughout and, as someone lucky enough to have visited the country (only briefly, unfortunately) and loved both it and the people, I thoroughly enjoyed them. In fact, their love of the British way of life - the only people in my entire trip to the US who called their mothers ‘mum’ and knew what brown sauce was - made me think the film was set in London until I saw the mall.
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A problem arose after filming ended, that resulted in Daryl Duke leaving the film. The producers wanted to include a scene where Elaine - SPOILER ALERT - is beheaded and Duke didn’t want to film it. “I was not happy that he was taken off the picture,” Gould told Kim Morgan. “He wouldn’t do the beheading scene and they took [him] off the picture so they could shoot it. It was never in the script.” Nothing else of Duke’s cut was changed, according to Gould and while you can debate the ethics, the sequence has a nasty quality that strengthens the sadism of Plummer’s character. Hanson said, in a 2002 interview with Sandra Hebron at the National Film Theatre in London, “I ended up finishing the movie. I was brought back by the producers to do a week of pick-up shots and all of the post-production.”
This scene aside, Gould was very pleased with what had turned into a Hitchcockian thriller. He met the great director in 1977, while co-hosting the Photoplay Awards on TV and since his dressing room was closest to the stage, he was asked if Sir Alfred Hitchcock (there to collect an award) could use his room. Gould readily agreed and the two men chatted, as he told Kim Morgan. “I asked if he was going to make another film” to which Hitchcock replied “I don’t know if the audience still wants my fantasy”. After insisting they did, “we talked a little bit about The Silent Partner, and he knew it. I went off to prepare to do [the film and] wrote Mr. Hitchcock a couple of cards because I knew I wanted to keep that in mind. I wanted it to be a sort of Hitchcockian story. He was a perfect reference. And then, coincidentally, the next year, I did The Lady Vanishes with Angela Lansbury and Cybill Shepherd – that’s when I started to communicate with Mr. Hitchcock and got the chance to spend some real quality time with him.” He later held a private screening for Hitchcock who apparently loved the film.
The Silent Partner was released in Canada on November 3rd 1978 (curiously, it was released in the UK on September 7th) and performed well in its home country, becoming a sleeper hit in the USA. Critical opinion was generally very good.

































